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Leaving By the Fastest Means Possible

"Hi, this is Ned Naive, your new chief meteorologist at TV5. Since my family and I have moved into this community, we have been overwhelmed by your warm welcome!

"Now I see why. I had no idea it could get so ridiculously cold up here! This is obscene. You couldn't pay me enough to stick out this gig. Better to forecast weather in Antarctica.

"Why anyone would willingly live in a place like thisis beyond me!"

"I'm leaving on a jet plane...I don't think that I'll be back again...oh Lord, I can't wait to go." First thing in the morning. By the fastest means possible.
Jet plane

photo: AFmil



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