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This Has to Be One of the Stupidest Charts I Have Ever Seen — On Evil and Suffering

This has to be one of the stupidest charts that I have ever seen. Since it transfers freely from its source to all social media outlets, I am assuming I can put it here on my Typepad blog with credit given.


Note how it assumes that God is like a Santa Claus who must shower presents regardless of naughty or nice. Note how the bottom-left two boxes present a point akin to: “Can God make a mountain he cannot move?”—namely, “Can God make a world in which there is free will and yet ensure that no one will use their free will to the detriment of others?” Note how those who present this chart would have you believe that they know how to think—presenting this ‘gotcha’ as though proof they have knocked the ball out of the park. 

Throw back at these idiots the dilemma of how the lead runner in any race can never be overtaken, since to do so the pursuing runner would have to close half the distance first, and then half that remaining distance, and then half that remaining distance, and then half that remaining distance, and then half that remaining distance. Since you can draw that challenge out forever, it is clear that the second runner cannot overtake the first. Then lead these yo-yos to a foot race where exactly that thing happens—where the second runner does overtake the first. Let him declare that it is impossible, since his critical thinking proves it cannot happen.

Sometimes the bigger people are, the dumber they are. What you notice right off about those who insist that ‘critical thinking’ will save day is that they generally assume they themselves have a lock on the stuff. That alone makes their urging suspect. Let them argue with each other their points of critical thinking. Let them argue themselves right off the deck of the Titanic before it reaches Port NewSystem.


There are a few other ridiculous fallacies in the chart, each of them a result of the artist’s assumption of what God must be like and his rigid inability to conceive of Him being any other way. How many of them can you find?

Completely absent from the chart is any conception that evil might be temporarily permitted to achieve a certain higher and lasting aim. Thus it is a chart presented from the standpoint of a child—who knows what he wants and does not care to know anything else.

Let your finger go down the flow chart until it reaches the box: “Then why is there evil?” Note the three ridiculous choices supplied—ridiculous not in themselves but ridiculous in the artist’s assumption that he has covered all bases. They are:

1) If god is all knowing, he would know what we would do when tested, so there is no need to test us.

Note how this takes all the dignity out of being human. Some people cherish the opportunity to prove their loyalty to a cause greater than they. They will not be satisfied with a test tube result that predicts their loyalty, and so in that event, let the good times roll!—since that is the only times that they can imagine of any use.

2) An all-powerful, all-knowing, all-loving God could and would destroy Satan.

Note the assumption that if he “could” and “would” do it, he can and must do it NOW. Again, it is the reasoning of a child who expects presents under the tree ON Christmas Day, and not one minute later.

3) Could God have created a universe without these?

This choice leads to the dilemma already mentioned, akin to: ‘Can God make a mountain that he cannot move?’ Maybe these guys can feast on this as ‘wisdom,’ but it doesn’t quite cut it for me. Does this not all validate such verses as 1 Corinthians 1:19-20?

For it is written: “I will make the wisdom of the wise men perish, and the intelligence of the intellectuals I will reject.” Where is the wise man? Where is the scribe? Where is the debater of this system of things? Has not God made the wisdom of the world foolish? For since, in the wisdom of God, the world did not get to know God through its wisdom, God was pleased through the foolishness of what is preached to save those believing.... Because a foolish thing of God is wiser than men, and a weak thing of God is stronger than men.”

Where to go to find an explanation for why God would permit evil?

Here is one I wrote for Bible-believersIt is notable for being a true story—it actually happened—and it was a hoot while it was happening, let me tell you—even though it gave me a splitting headache.

Here is one I wrote for agnostics and atheistsThis one was written because Moristotle gagged on the first. In it I seek to present the Bible’s creation account as a metaphor, its meaning to be discerned without regard to whether it really happened or not.

Here is one off JW.org, presented as a series of online lessons:

Note that all of them involve Adam and Eve. Note that this will make it a non-starter for many people today. Note that you should not let it be so with you. Treat it as though it were the cover of a jigsaw puzzle that you assemble for the pure satisfaction of assembling it. Only afterwards do you consider whether the scene actually exists or not.




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