A common theme of Witness opposers is that their former religion scared the socks off them. All this teaching about Armageddon—it was just too much, they say. Artwork of the final day caused them nightmares, they say—it should be outlawed. These ones have reassessed their former view that today’s world merits God’s disapproval, instead concluding that it is a nifty place to find fulfillment.
Typifying this view, one website of comparative religion accuses the Watchtower Society of “maintain[ing] a state of high anxiety in their membership by stressing the imminence of the end.” Witnesses would not have phrased things this way. Instead, they would say that recognition of where we are in the stream of time goes a long way to allay anxiety. It’s as though these web writers think all is just peachy worldwide and everyone would know it were it not for JWs fouling the air with their “high anxiety.”
Well, two can play at that game. Take a look at Newsweek’s cover for March 28, 2011. Emblazoned over a backdrop of a crashing tidal wave was: “Tsunamis, Earthquakes, Nuclear Meltdowns, Revolutions, Economies on the Brink!” No anxiety here, is there? I tell you, for anyone with a memory, it’s absolutely amazing to see such despairing words on the cover of a national magazine. Surely Newsweek, representing the world’s collective wisdom, has some reassuring words for the children? Ah—yes, here it is, just below the list of calamities: They say: “What the #@%! is next?!”
And to think that my 7th grade social studies teacher had us all subscribe to Newsweek, on the premise that we would thereby become well-informed. Was I anticipating future covers of that magazine when I began my World News Oral Report with the words “What the #@%! is next?” and spent the rest of the semester writing “I will not swear” on the chalkboard? As adults of this system have failed the children in so many ways—in morals, in education, in personal and group and financial security—they now fail them even in reassuring rhetoric. “What the #@%! is next?” is the best they can manage. Why not further say: “We haven’t a clue, kids. We’ve loused things up in every way.”
For that matter, why not say “Jehovah’s Witnesses were right?” For Jehovah’s Witnesses have been saying for decades that the present system of things is doomed to extinction, to be replaced by God’s kingdom. Everyone else says or hopes that God will somehow bless the present hash of human governments, so as to collectively bring us all a happy future. Well who doesn’t want a happy future? But a happy future is not something humans can provide. It comes only under God’s kingdom. No human has the slightest role in bringing that kingdom about. God himself does that. But we can position ourselves to benefit from it. That is the long-standing message of Jehovah’s Witnesses, coupled with an invitation to study the Bible itself.
Hey, it’s not been as easy job. “What a bunch of alarmists! We’ve always had bad things happening!” I can hear the refrain now. Naturally, the Bible reader thinks of 2 Peter 3:3,4: “First off, you need to know that in the last days, mockers are going to have a heyday. Reducing everything to the level of their puny feelings, they’ll mock, ‘So what’s happened to the promise of his Coming? Our ancestors are dead and buried, and everything’s going on just as it has from the first day of creation. Nothing’s changed.’” (the paraphrased Message translation; it may not be literal, but it sure is fresh)
Well, we sure haven’t always had magazine covers like this one of Newsweek’s! It’s as if the editors are collectively throwing up their hands and crying “Sheesh! Everything humans touch turns to s**t!” (Normally I would never use such unsavory words as “s**t,” but I am unwholesomely influenced by Newsweek’s #@%! It really is true that bad associations spoils useful habits.)
The only time I said: “What the #@%! is next?” was when I saw the price of the magazine. $5.95! Weren’t these things under a dollar when I was a kid? With more pages? And better written, not dumbed down like it is today? I know, I know, it’s unfair to be critical of a mass publication for “dumbing down.” The Watchtower is dumbed down, too. We all know it. As the world’s education system steadily deteriorates, so do collective reading skills. If you want to reach a broad audience, simple writing is the way you have to go, however painful it may be for those who cherish reading. But there’s hardly any need to rub it in: Note above the Newsweek banner is the byline for another story: “How Ignorant are You?” Am I being too sensitive when I read between the lines: “We’re not ignorant—you are!”?)
To be faithful to the Bible, you need to talk about things not so pleasant. You just do. And destruction of “the ungodly” is not so pleasant. Nobody says otherwise. The only caveat—and it’s a significant one—is that a person can be saved from it by adhering to divine direction. Isn’t that, when push comes to shove, a good thing?
Now: see if you can spot the spurious words I’ve cleverly inserted in the following passage: Revelation 6:12-17 (Message Translation, again) in which John prophesies
“…a bone-jarring earthquake, sun turned black as ink, moon all bloody, stars falling out of the sky like figs shaken from a tree in a high wind, sky snapped shut like a book, islands and mountains sliding this way and that. And then pandemonium, everyone and his dog running for cover—kings, princes, generals, rich and strong, along with every commoner, slave or free. They hid in mountain caves and rocky dens, calling out to mountains and rocks, “What the #@%! is next?”
There. Did you spot it? What they actually cry is “Refuge! Hide us from the One Seated on the Throne and the wrath of the Lamb! The great Day of their wrath has come—who can stand it.” But I try to keep up with contemporary jargon.
Or, what about the words of Jesus:
“The time is coming when they’ll say, ‘Lucky the women who never conceived! Lucky the wombs that never gave birth! Lucky the breasts that never gave milk!’ Then they’ll start calling to the mountains, “What the #@%! is next?” Luke 23:29-30
Nope. What they actually call to the mountains is “Fall down on us! Cover us up!”
Witnesses take a lot of flak for adhering to the Bible’s teaching of Armageddon, great tribulation, destruction of the wicked, paradise earth under Kingdom reign, and so forth. Jehovah’s Witnesses are a serious religion that doesn’t hedge its bets. They are not all over the board. They unabashedly hold to key Bible tenets, no matter if those find scorn elsewhere. For, to be sure, if one doesn’t think that God will call “the ungodly” to account, if one doesn’t think that God will one day intervene dramatically in world events, then Jehovah’s Witnesses and all that they represent are ridiculous, a perfect target for derision. It all depends upon where one is coming from.
Pertaining to Armageddon, can one be some distance from theocratic provisions or not one inch? Dunno. Witness HQ clearly weighs in on the side of caution. Why not stay in a known place of safety and take part in a work in which it is good to take part in any event, simply on the basis of Revelation 4:11? “You are worthy, Jehovah, even our God, to receive the glory and the honor and the power, because you created all things, and because of your will they existed and were created.” God created all things. The massive experiment of human self-rule is turning out exactly as he said it would. He deserves our service. (April 2011)
From the book TrueTom vs the Apostates!